Linda encouraged me to scrap this story. I'm glad she did, because it's still cracking me up thinking about it. I overheard the kids a couple days ago and had to immediately write down what they said:

K: Hey! Who passed gas?
S: I don't know. Could it have been me?
K: Yes!
S: Well, there you have it.

Katie Pertiet...Two Sides LT, Messy Stitched Borders White 1, Banner Safety Tags 2
Lynn Grieveson...Comic Splats, To Woods papers, Woodcutter paper
Michelle Martin...Jelly Alpha 11