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Thread: Hey scrappin' grannies...

  1. #1
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    Hey scrappin' grannies...

    This one's for you

    THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

    The computer swallowed grandma.
    Yes, honestly its true!
    She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
    And disappeared from view.

    It devoured her completely,
    The thought just makes me squirm.
    She must have caught a virus
    Or been eaten by a worm...

    I've searched through the recycle bin
    And files of every kind;
    I've even used the Internet,
    But nothing did I find..

    In desperation, I asked Google
    My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative,
    Not a thing was found 'online.'

    So, if inside your 'In-box,'
    My Grandma you should see,
    Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
    And send her back to me.
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  2. LOL! good one, Elena!

    I guess you could say I'm a granny with a virus. The symptoms are 1) urgent need to check my email and DD first thing when I get up; 2) lack of interest in cooking or baking because it takes me away from the computer 3) a feeling of anxiousness if I'm away from computer access for more than a few hours and 4) excessive thinking about possible scrapbook page ideas throughout the night.
    Merrilee



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    ROFL! That is too funny and clever.

  4. Ditto what Merilee said.
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  5. #5
    Double ditto to what Merrillee said. The only thing I haven't done is take my Macbook to bed - yet. Thanks Elena!
    Maureen
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  6. I'm not a granny, but that is still pretty funny and rather apt! And Maureen....I HAVE taken my Macbook with me to bed. Yikes! What does that say about me ?!
    Sarah

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    Too funny, Elena! And Merr, I suffer from the same affliction!
    Linda

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    So funny and I'm just like Merr. I can almost bet my grandchildren wrote this about me!!

  9. #9
    too funny!
    Terry



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    not a grandma yet (although I could be), but the symptoms apply to me also
    Anke







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    *Giggle* I'm one quilty nana, my family thinks I live on the computer.
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  12. ...snort.......
    Whatnext

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    Oh I'm there... sad but true...



  14. #14
    Funny and true! So glad there's no vaccine!
    Mary Ann

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    Ha! Love it!
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    That is so cute. TFS!
    Michele
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  17. this has been up for two days, Elena and I am just now seeing it!!!

    I'm afraid that I'm guilty too, just like Merr.

    I would go to the doctor about my virus, but I'm afraid that they would send me to a 7-stop program and make me find a substitute for the computer! Yikes. There are times when I'm with the eight grands that I would love to be in the recycle bin where it is quiet!!!
    Mollie

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  18. #18
    I confess, that applies to me also, Elena! Too funny! Sometimes don't even want to answer the phone when I am in the middle of a page work up!
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    HP PC, Nikon D80, Nikor 50 mm/1.8,
    Nikor 18-135 (kit lens), Speedlight SB600,
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    Joanie
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