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Old 02-06-2010, 01:44 PM
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Default Why Pets are Better Than Kids

Okay, this cracked me up, and I had to share it!

Pets are better than kids because:

1. They eat less.
2. They don't ask for money all the time.
3. They don't raise your car insurance.
4. They don't hang out with drug-using friends.
5. They don't mind when you pass gas.
6. They never roll their eyes at you.
7. They are never embarrassed to be seen with you.
8. When they give you c**p, you can bag it up and throw it away.
9. They love you unconditionally even when you're sick in bed or have garlic breath.


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10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their kids.
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Old 02-06-2010, 01:50 PM
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LOL! this made me laugh! love it!
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:26 PM
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So funny!!!
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:51 PM
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#10! ha ha!
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Old 02-06-2010, 02:59 PM
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LOL!!! this is great!!
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Old 02-06-2010, 04:25 PM
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To funny.
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Oh this is so funny! Love that.
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funny.
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Old 02-06-2010, 06:51 PM
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Very funny.
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Old 02-06-2010, 07:55 PM
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As a mum to two kids and two dogs - I can so relate - love number 10 (been there done that with my dogs).
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Old 02-07-2010, 06:10 AM
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*LOL* how fun
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Old 02-07-2010, 10:34 AM
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totally hilarious
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Old 02-07-2010, 01:01 PM
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Love it!
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Old 02-07-2010, 02:35 PM
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My favorite is:
10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their kids.

Haha!
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Old 02-07-2010, 10:58 PM
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yes, that last one is a riot! Thanks for the giggle!
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:54 AM
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I can still laugh at this even tho my 'children' have children of their own. Some memories you never forget!
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