Why Pets are Better Than Kids - Digital Scrapbooking Community

Scrapbird · #1 (**permalink**) 02-06-2010, 01:44 PM

Okay, this cracked me up, and I had to share it!

Pets are better than kids because:

1. They eat less.
2. They don't ask for money all the time.
3. They don't raise your car insurance.
4. They don't hang out with drug-using friends.
5. They don't mind when you pass gas.
6. They never roll their eyes at you.
7. They are never embarrassed to be seen with you.
8. When they give you c**p, you can bag it up and throw it away.
9. They love you unconditionally even when you're sick in bed or have garlic breath.

And (drum roll . . .)

10. If they get pregnant, you can sell their kids.